The Podwits have been remastered for a new age! Brian’s been replaced by a computer-generated simulacrum that looks like Toshiro Mifune! Dion has been painstakingly reconstructed from scraps of sixty-year-old film stock! And, in the newly-discovered and shocking “original twist ending”, J. is tragically killed in a sonic screwdriver duel with his arch-nemesis!

Or, it’s entirely possible none of that happened. To find out what did happen, listen to this scintillating, highly carbonated episode of The Podwits!