Last night, as I was browsing the local Walgreens for something to eat, I stumbled upon literally the last thing I expected to find in the candy aisle (that could still be classified as a candy bar).
A 3 Musketeers COCONUT Bar…
The first thing you notice about this new and unlikely product after you get over the fact that it’s a bloody 3 Musketeers COCONUT Bar is that, unlike its older brother, this package comes with two smaller bars.
The two mini bars also seem to be slightly shorter than your average bar. Other than the apparent size differences, the texture looks very much like your everyday 3 Musketeers bar.
Looking at the inside of one of the minibars, however, gives you a frightening glimpse of science gone mad. It looks just like your average 3 Musketeers bar… meaning that, in addition to the standard texture, YOU DON’T SEE ANY PIECES OF COCONUT ON THE INSIDE.
Now I know what you’re saying. “But J, just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they’re not there! Surely the pieces could have been ground so finely that they are not apparent? Maybe you’re just not looking deeply enough? Maybe they used coconut oil?”
All good observations. Let’s consult the candy’s text (a/k/a the ingredients), shall we?
Let’s see now… the closest thing I could find to coconut is the COCOA which appears quite a few times on the list, but which we know has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL COCONUTS!
If you’re not into “Frankenfood” (like our good friend Brian Zino), then these are probably not for you. But if you don’t really care about how your food got to taste the way it does, and you’re a fan of coconut… I say give it a try. I think you might be pleasantly surprised!